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Long list that I found somewhere by some genius on Yahoo! Answers -

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Abhor
Ablaze
Abominable
Abrasive
Absorbed
Absurd
Abused
Abusive
Accommodating
Acknowledged
Acquiescent
Acrimonious
Admonished
Adoration
Adored
Adventurous
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Affected
Affectionate
Afflicted
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Afraid
Aggravated
Aggressive
Agitated
Agonized
Agony
Agreeable
Airy
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Instead of a good old office politics – try something fun and creative with the co-workers to disturb them! This will at least “keep things going” and yet will serve your purpose.

Here are 101 ways for you to slowly drive them crazy.

1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
6. Turn your earphones up all the way
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
12. Practice beat boxing
13. Sing show tunes
14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
16. Walk around the office barefooted
17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
18. Misplace peoples pens
19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
20. Glue their mouse to the desk Read more